🎪 A Catalog of Offerings
At CDQ, different forms of support exists in every Ring. Some specific programs will be Ring-exclusive (because a freshly joined Carnie doesn’t want to be thrown into a Ringmaster-level lion duel), but every member – Carnie, Solo Act, Clown Car, and Ringmaster – gets access to all different types of support.
We’ll run a constantly-packed calendar of trainings, coaching calls, challenges, live events, and support spaces you can sign up for based on your membership intensity and available add-on bundles offer discounted rates. Rings unlock more access and Intensities unlock more coaching touchpoints, and more tokens/tickets per month. Token and ticket bundles offer more access without the commitment of an Intensity package.
Ongoing/Anytime
📬 Weekly Email Dispatch & Blasts
One powerful hit of strategy, story, and neuro-spicy reframing. Inspiration without the guilt trip.
🏕️ Community Hubs & Discussion Spaces
Always-on group threads where members share wins, meltdowns, strategies, memes, and breakthroughs in real time — like a group chat, but with emotional intelligence and executive function scaffolding. Structured by topic, energy level, or Ring, so you can lurk quietly, post loudly, or disappear for weeks without guilt and still slide back in like nothing happened.
LIVE Formats
🎭 Small Group Intensives (5-ish Humans, Maximum Chaos / Maximum Breakthroughs)
High-touch, laser-focused coaching pods where everyone gets seen, heard, and lovingly roasted into growth. Perfect for deep work, accountability, and actual transformation — not just “sharing time.”
🎪 Big-Top Group Coaching (10–12 Members, Big Energy, Big Perspective)
A richer mix of experiences, strategies, and neurodivergent brilliance. Learn from each other, riff ideas, and crowdsource solutions you’d never think of alone.
🤝 1:1 Coaching Sessions
Your very own spotlight moment: a coach in your corner helping you tame chaos, wrangle your brain, and turn ideas into action. No clowns, no audience, just results. Deep-dive guidance for tricky situations, big plans, or small wins, all tailored to your quirks and goals.
🎤 Live Webinars & Trainings (With Replays Because… Brains)
Real-time skill-building sessions with practical frameworks, not fluffy inspiration. Can’t make it live? Replay it at 1.5x speed while folding laundry in a panic.
🥸 Identity & Masking Workshops
Exploring authenticity, safety, and how to unfuck the version of yourself you built for survival.
🛟 SOS Drop-In Hours (“Office Hours for Overwhelm”)
Pop in when your brain revolts. Leave with clarity, strategy, or controlled chaos — whichever was needed.
🎟️ Guest Experts & Special Acts
From burnout psychologists to autistic CEOs to ADHD comedians — because neurodiversity isn’t a diagnosis, it’s a talent category.
Sometimes LIVE, sometimes not
📱 Text & Email Support (Low-Pressure Coaching Dripline)
Encouragement, nudges, reminders, or “talk me out of a spiral” support via text or email – no scheduling or Zoom-face required. Automated prompts + human responses when needed, blending practical guidance with “you’re not failing, your brain just needs a better entry point” energy.
🧪 Scenario Labs & Roleplay Sessions
Practice hard conversations, boundary-setting, or leadership moments before you explode in real life. Simulated chaos beats real-world fallout.
📺 TV Club (Book Club for People Who Haven’t Finished a Book Since 2014)
We watch an episode or movie together (or async), then unpack behavior, leadership, masking, relationships… through pop culture. Neuroanalysis meets Netflix.
📚 Book Club (Yes, We Do Words Too)
Choose accessible, high-impact reads — then break them down into real-life application instead of “I liked Chapter 7 because…”
🏴☠️ Anti-Motivation Rants & Real Talk Sessions
Sometimes you don’t need a pep talk. You need to scream with people who get it — then figure it out together.
🧠 Coach-Led Text Discussions (For Those Who Hate Zoom but Thrive in Chat)
Daily or weekly themed threads with coach prompts, call-outs, and gentle-but-firm nudges to get you unstuck — silently or chaotically, your choice.
non-LIVE Formats
⚡ Replays of our LIVE stuff
Many of our live sessions are recorded and available for replay to those who prefer an async approach.
⚡ Self-Paced Microcourses (Snackable. Stackable. Actually Finishable.)
Bite-sized modules for brains that hate commitment but love progress. Learn a tool, skill, or strategy in under an hour — apply it instantly.
🎬 Short Video Lessons (2–10 Minutes, Hit You With Wisdom & Leave)
Quick jolts of strategy, mindset shifts, or tactical tools. Watch while brushing your teeth, overthinking a text, or hiding in the bathroom from your family.
🛠️ Printable Toolkits & Cheat Sheets
Fast-reference guides for meltdown days, leadership moments, or when you need to explain your brain to someone without a PowerPoint.
On the roadmap
🏰 Community Challenges & Experiments
No toxic hustle BS — just themed challenges that push one area of life/work at a sustainable pace with humor, memes, and moral support.
📦 Quarterly “Unstuck Retreats” (Virtual or IRL)
Reset your energy, rewrite your rules, rebuild your systems — with snacks, blankets, and zero toxic positivity.
🎮 Gamified Progress Paths & Badges (But Make It Sarcastic)
Earn achievements like “Didn’t Overcommit This Week” or “Sent the Email Instead of Spiraling About It.”
🧩 Skill Sprint Series (One Topic. One Week. Full Immersion.)
Rapid-fire challenges built to rewire one habit or solve one recurring problem without overthinking it to death.
🤝 Peer Mentorship Pairings (“Chaos Buddies”)
Matched 1:1 based on strengths, needs, or shared gremlin energy. Built-in support without the awkward small talk.
🗂️ Systems Swap Workshops
Everyone brings their favorite planner, automation, or weird neuro-spicy workaround. Then we steal from each other like true innovators.
🎧 Audio-Only “Walk and Learn” Tracks
For those who absorb podcasts like oxygen and videos like static.
🌪️ Creative Ideation Storms (“Brain Tornado Rooms”)
You bring a messy idea. We turn it into a plan, product, boundary script, or revolution.
💬 Voice Note Coaching (Because Typing is a Barrier Sometimes)
Drop a ramble. Get a strategic answer. Feel instantly lighter.
🥽 Deep-Dive Hot Seats
One member goes all-in, everyone else becomes their strategy team. Brutally supportive — because ND people give legendary advice when unleashed.
📣 Accountability Calls & “Body Double Blitzes”
Show up on camera (or not), declare your mission, and get shit done alongside fellow neurochaotics who also need supervised productivity.